This is why kids can't vote...

Reason #1

I was talking to a sixth grader a few weeks a ago and I felt like shooting myself with heroine afterwards...

I'm not going to mention his name...unless you want to know.

This kid gets the impression that he himslef is a political genious. Now, I'm not Political buff, but I know enough of it to know that this kid has a few screw loose here and there.

Here it is, no beating around the bush.

I doesn't matter that:

Sarah Palin's daughter did drugs.
Obama is half Muslim.
McCain is old (well, it matters a little bit)
Palin speaks with slang.
Obama fist bumped his wife.
McCain has a aggresive attitude.
Obama is black.
McCain is Balding.
I can go on.,,

It just doen't matter, the media must be spoiling this kid's mind.

In the end, what matters is what the candidate can do for our country.

Reason #2

This time it's an 8th grader...he told me that kids should be allowed the right to vote because we deserve to have a right to make a choice in the country that we live in.
This guy is living in a fantasy world. The world is not pickles and unicorns. It's time to punch reality in the face.

Let's face it, most kids and teens (myself included) don't know a whole lot about the "real" issues but the issues that the f**king media tells us.

Do the math:

Real news = money
Exciting and slightly streached news = MORE money

Reason #3

My cousin John...what a ************* <--I don't even know what this means...

After I heard his speech on why McCain should be president, I felt like shooting him and dropping him off at the Mexican border. The best thing that ever came out of this guy's mouth is probably vomit, because this guy talks is a douche. Apprently, he wants to vote for McCain bacuse he belives that Obama's a terrorist Nazi from Mars...

I swear, I will pay this guy to NOT vote in the next election.

1. Holy ****!!!!!111

2. did you actually read the post?