Results may vary.
5. Use Big Words - You don't have to know what they mean, just use them from time to time.
4. Lie - Come up with relatively believable answers.
3. Ask Questions - Be the one that asks the questions. Remember, it's easier to ask questions than answer them.
2. Use Quotes - By using quotes from people who are actually intelligent, you will be able to leave your friends in utter shock.
1. Be Quiet - The less you say, the less you will get wrong.
Just smile and nod knowingly.