Rules (revisited, upgraded and deep-fried)

1. Don't talk about forum
2. Don't ask about forum
3. Don't think about forum
4. If you enjoy other forums - don't
5. Moar - It's never enough
6. Nothing is Sacred
7. Don't argue with trolls — it means they win
8. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
9. A cat is fine too
10. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
11. ?
12. PROFIT
13. It needs more Desu. No exceptions
14. No real limits apply here — not even the sky
15. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)
16. If there isn't enough, ask for Moar
17. Everything has been cracked and pirated
18. cake is a lie
19. Rule 19 is false
20. @
21. If something goes wrong, Walmart did it
22. If you say Candlejack, you win
23. 2 + 2 = 3
24. Also, poop
25. lol
26. rule 27 is true
27. rule 26 is false
28. If it looks, smells, and feels like a lemon, it's Chuck Norris
29. (Insert rule 29)
30. The rules are false, never follow the rules...unless you're Bob