Special thanks: Edgar Allan Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered weak and weary
I heard a rapping and tapping
At my chamber door.

What it was I did not know.
As I opened my chamber door
Cautiously, oh ever so cautiously,
I heard my heart stop.

I was startled at the sight of a raven
Standing 3 feet tall at my chamber door.

It flew around the room grabbing books from my shelves.
It had clawed "The DaVinci Code" and "Let the Geese Cross".

Finally, it had perched itself so comfortably
On my bust of Pallas.

"Why thy have impinged into my chamber and tear my books",
I humbly asked.
Quoth the raven "Code Geass sux **********************************"

"High five," I stated excitedly.


Note: This poem's main purpose is to entertain. It is mostly just a joke towards sifrzero0. If anyone finds this offensive, they are free to say so and I will change it to your liking or create another. Thanks.

The Three Little Pigs by tweabag17

(This is another piece of writing I created just in case sifrzero0 deletees my poem.)

Once upon a time 3 little :pig:s lived in their respective homes. One "genius" made his out of straw while another made his out of wood. The last one made his out of :bom:s. Is he smart or what? So one day, a came by and annihilated the two genius :pig:s. The last then thought of a plan. To make a long story not long, he blew up the wolf with an RPG and lived happily ever after. Oh yea, and he teabagged the wolf too.

THE END

Sorry about the "To make a long story not long". The forum censored "short" for some reason.

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well ******* oooooooo yea

oh no u didn't

o yes i did girlfriend

holy **************************************************************************************************************************************************